swaetshrit:

my hobbies include sleeping and feeling like i’ve never slept

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[AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MAKE ANY ATTEMPT AT INTERACTION BUT STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND]

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r-dart:

Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.

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constellationstreet:

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

LOL THIS

mememaster:

lmao

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chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

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burnupasun:

“baby” i whisper to a mass-murdering, crazed norse god from another galaxy.

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