“You had me abducted… from my bed, might I add, to get pictures taken?”
“You’re a part of the family now, John; Mummy insists we have portraits done every year. Surely you understand.”
“This isn’t even good lighting, Mycroft.”
“Mummy is in a noir phase. Apologies. Now please, look towards the light source and for god’s sake, don’t smile.”
MUMMY IS IN A NOIR PHASE
Alternative Posters | A Clockwork Orange
aaaalllll the geniuses
and shawn spencer wtf
this show would be amazing until they all killed each other
there are probably more appropriate crossovers but these are the shows i like dammit
I did not understand.
apocalypse orzombie AU asked by humvee
a little avengers doodle. sorry that i didn’t include all of the avengers. i only know these guys lol. thor is a majestic beast.
Lestrade: So that is an average day for you.
Lestrade: You disrupt traffic and save the world.
Mycroft: This is correct.
Lestrade: And you cry.
Mycroft: Certainly not.
Lestrade: You said-
Mycroft: I’M THE BOSS.
Mycroft would like to remind you that he’s got the longest comics. LIKE A BOSS!
So no-one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a fake, leg’s broke, your love life’s awfully gay
It’s like you’re always stuck in combat gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year
But, I’ll shoot men for you (when their phone start to call)
I’ll shoot men for you (like I’m still in the war)
I’ll shoot men for you
And we’ll blow up a poo-oool